
Everyone loves a good comeback.
True to the art form, I can't think of a good one on the spot right now. So I'll start this new post category with an old favorite from Seinfeld.
" Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."
George's much contemplated comeback: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."
The Jerk Store